Why are you talking to me?

Why do people feel it’s okay to talk to me in the mornings? If the time doesn’t have two digits yet, BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID! What could we possibly have to discuss prior to 10 am?  My brain-emotions are not connected correctly in the mornings. My serotonin is running real low. You may say “good morning”…

Don’t ask me to do shit this weekend!

I say this every weekend and end up doing shit. I tell my fiancèe every weekend I do not want to do nothing but REST this weekend. I think she may speak a different language because I don’t think she gets it. Every hump day I seem to say “don’t ask me to do shit because I’m…